Evelyn London/Quotes

List of quotes from Evelyn London, aka Comic, Hitman Team's number three.

Project Wingman

Campaign quotes

Black Flag

• Hitman 3, Comic, punching in. -Start of mission
• This wasn't much of a fight, Galaxy. I think we're fine by my mark. -After shooting down reinforcements
• Just drop out and become a surfer or something, you bum. -Upon mission completion and on spending more time on vacation
• Cascadia? -Responding to Master Goose Squadron's new contract

Frontiers

• Is our targeting system updated to lock onto Federation signatures? -Start of mission
• Hmmm, this might actually be worth my time.
• High-value target down. We good, Galaxy? -Start of final reinforcement phase
• Logical deduction says it's us. Now buck up, we're taking this thing down.
• Hitman 3 | Comic: Nice shooting, Monarch. Good to know we still know our way around a dogfight.
  Hitman 2 | Diplomat: Guess we're in it now... Hey 'Mick, you got any idea what the Federation is doing in Cascadia?
  Hitman 3 | Comic: Why the hell do you think I know? Hey, we've got a contact.
  -Upon mission completion

Homestead

• Not now, Dip, not now. -After he comments on taking a contract in Cascadia
• Merging to engage! Show me a fight! -Engaging Crosstalk Squadron
• There was no such thing as “nice” this far north, you should know that. -To Diplomat on demanding hangar space for them

Uphill, Every Way

• Wine as far as the eye can see… Hey Dip, you were the privileged kid, this place put out anything good? -Start of mission
• This is Hitman Team, detachment from the Sicario Mercenary Corps receiving you. Hang tight, we’re moving in.
• Never forgot the local religion, huh? “Dust Mother”...
• Keep the nerves on you. Monarch seems to be playing out just fine, ain’t that right, lead? -After mission completion

Sirens of Defeat

• I never got used to how big this entire city was. It must be a nightmare down there. -Start of mission
• Hitman 3 | Comic: I always preferred naval ships over these things. Pain in my ass to take down.
  Hitman 2 | Diplomat: Are we good to down these things over the capital?
  Hitman 3 | Comic: Not like we got a choice.
  -Start of reinforcement phase

Machine of the Mantle

• Popping cordium tanks is kinda fun!
• Copy, let’s make some scratch, turning to intercept.
• Hitman 3 | Comic: Galaxy, status on the other raids?
  AWACS | Galaxy: Well, you’re definitely causing the most chaos out of all of them. Gunsel Squadron has pulled out after hitting their threshold and Assassin is still on station. Other merc pilots are also calling in some success.
  Hitman 3 | Comic: That’s what I like to hear, let’s go for gold.
• Don’t get your panties in a twist, Galaxy. It’s nothin’, just “top earner pays for dinner with all their extra dough”, it’s only fair. -On Diplomat's mentioned arrangement.
• Ah, frickin’ knew it, I’m outta here. -Start of Crimson phase
• What the hell, Monarch? Since when did you fight like that? -If the player drives Crimson off

Eminent Domain

• Even when I’m a mercenary, I still end up fishing. Come on, Monarch, let’s go. -End of briefing
• I’m sure Dip's having fun by himself, hitting some energy facilities with Assassin and Gunsel.
• I would’ve given Prez Dip’s spare plane to run his spot, but I don’t know if anyone else can stand being Monarch’s wizzo. That, and I know boss gets pissy when people start taking positions.
• That’s a lot of ships in the water for an intercept, what gives?
• Those AA guns will chew us up if we get too close, Monarch. Gotta hit ’em fast. We’ve got patrol boats doing picket duty, easy money.
• Hitman 3 | Comic: Warship Eminent Domain, this is combat flight Hitman in the AO, coming to you feet wet, say status?
  Eminent Domain: Read you loud and clear, Hitman. This is the Eminent Domain, are you all our support?
  Hitman 3 | Comic: All the birds you got.
  -Start of reinforcements phase
• If I didn’t know any better, I’d say the Eminent Domain was on her shakedown. Why else would she be underway?
• The boss ain’t paying us to be courteous, you ingrate. -Responding to Galaxy quipping about courtesy from Woodward
• Awfully stormy for this time of year.
• Gotta love the payout on ships. Right, Monarch?
• Dip’s gonna wish he was here. Ships this size pay out well.
• Hitman 3, moving to engage! -During cruise missile phase
• Not too bad for two aircraft, huh, Monarch? -After mission completion

Stepping Stone

• I’ll frag Dip if he ends up as Hitman 1, straight-up. Don’t take too long out there. -Message to Monarch

Pillars of Communications

• ‘bout time. Comic, engaging.
• Wilco, Galaxy. -Start of second phase
• You’re paid more in a mission than some of our grunts do in a contract, you know.
• This is what I signed up for! Go on, come on!
• You know he’s gunning for the boss’ spot once he buys the farm. Gotta get the practice commanding in.

Cold War

• Come on, you Fed blowhards, come take me on!
• With some darling support after all. -After shooting down enough fighters
• Deep breaths, Dip, deep breaths.
• Is that all you got?!
• Square up, you poster boys! You’re not backing off this time!
• Hitman 3 | Comic: We’re the better pilots, that’s how. Screw ’em all, I wish they stayed.
  Hitman 2 | Diplomat: Monarch, you're...you’re something else, I’ll tell you. We’ve got no right to still be alive.
  Hitman 3 | Comic: And yet you are. That’s our victory.
  -After mission completion

Midnight Light

• Hitman 3 | Comic: It's bright enough I don't need night vision.
  Hitman 2 | Diplomat: Full moon. It's on its perigee right now.
  Hitman 3 | Comic: Hm?
  -Start of mission
• You paid several million for your plane? -On Diplomat's quip about spending money for his plane
• We've been made, let's punch it.
• Why is this place so heavily defended? Not even the jamming facilities were this gunned up.
• These lasers have a charge-up time! Get outta Dodge before they shoot!
• Really? What's the one next to?
• Who knows what we're actually blowing up down there... -On some unusual secondary explosions
• Any poor bastard who wants to come play, I'll entertain.
• Hitman 3 | Comic: Woah...this is new.
  Hitman 2 | Diplomat: New?! Is that all you can say?! If it wasn't so freakin' fast, I'd get a good look at this thing! What the hell is it?!
  Hitman 3 | Comic: Galaxy, what have you got on RCS for this?
  -During SP-34R boss fight
• Go on, come on!
• It could be a goddamn unicorn for all I care, Galaxy, give us actionable intel!
• Monarch is the only one landing hits.
• Was that a takedown?! Anyone have visual?! -Upon mission completion
• One hell of a night out, I think. Hitman 3, heading home.

Valkyrie's Call

• Lined up like that, huh? Easier for me.
• Hitman 3 | Comic: Really? Where?
  Hitman 2 | Diplomat: 060 from the Silverwing.
  Hitman 3 | Comic: Sucks to suck.
  -When pointed to a yacht
• Should've gotten your own plane out, Prez. Perfect trial by fire here.

Open Season

• We're going, Galaxy, task us on it. -Start of mission
• God, what are these idiots doing? Are they desperate enough to just light this world on fire again?
• They're not interested in listening, Galaxy. -When the AWACS tries to get the Cascadian Army to work with the Cascadian Firefighting Corps
• Took them long enough. -Upon mission completion
• All this fire, it was all for nothing, then. I'm not a tree hugger, but I grew up 'round woods like these. Damn shame.

Consequence of Power

• They know what they've signed up for! Just keep fighting!
• Hitman 3 | Comic: This war's gotta end at some point. I'm just glad to be picking up what pay I can.
  Hitman 2 | Diplomat: We still flying after this? With Sicario?
  Hitman 3 | Comic: What else are we doing with our lives?
• Hitman 3 | Comic: I can feel it now. If they lose Prospero, all they have is Presidia.
  Hitman 2 | Diplomat: And what happens to us, then?
  Hitman 3 | Comic: Vacation? Go back to the Caribbean for a bit?
• Hitman 3 | Comic: What is it, Galaxy?
  AWACS | Galaxy: This is AWACS Galaxy to ALCON, I repeat, this is AWACS Galaxy to ALCON, ALCON, ALCON! We have incoming ordinance! Cruise missile type! Thermal signatures are off the charts! Hunker in place or get out of the area! All fighters, I'm sending IFF info! Intercept as many as you can!
  Hitman 3 | Comic: How many?!
  -After cruise missile mission update
• Calm down, we can do this! -To Prez after she wants to withdraw
• My readings are going off the wire! What are these things loaded with?!
• Hitman 3. My plane's alright. What the hell was that?
• You seeing this stuff on the ground? It's like the apocalypse!

Wayback

• No shit we're not getting signals! You seen what's happening on the ground?! -Start of mission
• More reason to touch down and get our stuff.
• Getting visual. -Start of bounty hunters fight
• They're fast!
• Just what we needed! Comic, engaging!
• Well, we're playing anyway! -On their chances of survival
• You think I'm running?! All my stuff is down there!
• You think we give a rat's ass about Cascadian independence?! We're mercs too! -When accused of wanting her former country to win the war
• I'll give it to you, not many take us out for a second date, sweetheart. -Start of second phase
• Hitman 3 | Comic: Nice shootin', boss.
  Hitman 2 | Diplomat: Oh, what? Monarch's boss now?
  Hitman 3 | Comic: You look down there and tell me Frenken's alive.
  Assassin 1 | Kaiser: I'll tell you myself, Miss London.
  Hitman 3 | Comic: Crap.
  -Upon mission completion
• Hitman 3 | Comic: Any of the Circus survive?
  Assassin 1 | Kaiser: Yeah, one plane. We're gonna get a headcount soon, why?
  Hitman 3 | Comic: Load up the stuff from our barracks, sir. That's the least you could do for us after saving your asses.
• We'll figure out something. Let's just get down to the boss and see what we've got.
• We've had a really, really bad day, Stardust. You'd be making a big mistake if you told us to stay, you know that?
• Hitman 3 | Comic: We won't, we have targets on the back of our heads. People will come hunting us. I don't care what Kaiser does, because it doesn't involve us.
  Stardust: You three are our best pilots. Cascadia will protect you when this war has ended.
  Hitman 3 | Comic: You're a fool for even trying to promise that. We aren't for sale. We're leaving. Go ahead and lose this war. This is your grave, lie in it.
  Stardust: And you think running will be any better for you? The Federation has got your number, and as far as I can tell, Cascadia's the only shot all of you have for living out the rest of your lives.
  Hitman 3 | Comic: Send 'em for all I care, we're dead men walking.
  -After Kaiser receives his end of the Deal
• What's that? -New briefcase opened
• This... This deal...if we make it, if you give us this, nothing goes back to normal.
• Well, we'll need a base for that. Rowsdower's about to be swallowed.
• You're still full of surprises, Peter. -After he suggests Highway 34 as a new base of operations

No Respite

• Hitman 3 | Comic: Think we can take this base?
  AWACS | Galaxy: Negative, we don't have the manpower. Just blow it to hell and the rebels will pick up the pieces.
  Hitman 3 | Comic: Whatever, more country livin' for me.
• Hitman 3 | Comic: Hm?
  Hitman 2 | Diplomat: For what we're fighting for. This doesn't seem right.
  Hitman 3 | Comic: What we're promised is worth what we're doing.
• Come on, you pissants! Shoot me down! I'm waiting for it!

Return

• Eyes on, it's quiet. -Start of mission
• Sheepdogs herd the sheep to slaughter, you asshole!
• Monarch, hurry up and shoot this guy down!
• Hang in there, bud, not much longer, now, not much longer... -After mission completion and consoling Diplomat

Red Sea

• It means that he's going straight into the enemy line while they have him completely broadsided.
• Hitman 3, engaging.
• How hard it is to take down one fighter, huh?! Come on, just one SAM up my rear and that’s it! You have had half a year to kill me! Show something of it!
• Worry about yourselves! -To Woodward on his targeting the FNS Dejanus
• We can't even get close! Three planes versus an entire battlegroup?!
• Don't tell me you didn't miss it. -To Diplomat about Kaiser bellowing his mercenaries

Presidia

• Comic engaging, come at us! -Start of mission
• Rack them up, let me at them! -Start of Air phase
• I'd rather just let the money talk at this point, Dip. -During Air phase
• They have to die trying, that is the way of the Federation. -During Endgame phase
• Presidia ain't gonna look the same once we're done with it!
• It feels like we're tearing their teeth out!
• Is that it?! Is the war over?! Just like that?! -After mission clear
• I'm not getting anything on my warnings! What's going on?! -Last words before being shot down by Crimson 1

Kings

• Transmitting a beacon. Dust Mother, he better pick this up... -Mercenary difficulty credits dialogue
• Hitman 3 | Comic: Hey, I’m over here! Hell's bells, I was about three seconds away from putting a bullet in you!
  Hitman 2 | Diplomat: It's alright, I probably deserved it at some point. Are you good to move?
  Hitman 3 | Comic: Yeah, yeah. It's all gone to hell. The world is about to be remade.
  Hitman 2 | Diplomat: We're finished here. We gotta disappear for a bit. I don't want to get caught up on what's coming.
  Hitman 3 | Comic: What about what we're owed?
  Hitman 2 | Diplomat: Monarch will collect.

Cut quotes

Black Flag

• Thermal signatures rising... Cordium doesn't usually cook off like that. -After mission completion

No Respite

• Hitman 3 | Comic: I know. Damn, we're good.
  Hitman 2 | Diplomat: You mean Monarch, right?
  Hitman 3 | Comic: Team effort, Dip, team effort.
  Hitman 2 | Diplomat: Sure, whatever, I'm getting sick of this...
  -After mission completion

Presidia

• They're loaded with ammo! We're just cooking them right off! -During Sea phase
• It feels like we're tearing their teeth out! -During suburbs Endgame phase
• They've converted the skyscrapers into defensive towers. -During midtown Endgame phase
• More than this city, Dip.
• We've been running prodding sorties ever since we took out their fleet! Why are there still so many units?!

Pride of a Nation

• Who's still up?! All callsigns to my frequency! -Start of mission
• Hitman 3 | Comic: Heads up, we've got inbound!
  Allied Pilot: What do we do?!
  Hitman 3 | Comic: Stand and fight!
• I can’t get a read on Galaxy! He’s out of action!
• I'm getting no other allied signal!
• You have no idea what we gain when we're finished with you!
• It's just us, damn it, it's just us.
• Anyone else got eyes on the lead plane? Can anyone ID it?
• They're not flying like they want to survive!
• Why are these assholes still fighting?!
• Prez? Prez?! Robin!
• Keep on them!
• Hitman 3 | Comic: All of them are down! Are we clear?!
  Hitman 2 | Diplomat: Negative, inbound hot! I can't do this! I can't do this!
  Hitman 3 | Comic: Where is he, God damn it, where is he?!
  Hitman 2 | Diplomat: We should just cut it and-Oh God!
  Hitman 3 | Comic: Dip is hit!
  Hitman 2 | Diplomat: I'm getting out of here! Ejecting! Not like this! I'm sorry!
  Hitman 3 | Comic: Shit, come, you son of a-God damn it! It’s up to you now, Monarch! Comic, punching ou-

Gameplay

Shooting down an enemy

• Huh, that's more money, target down.
• Eighty-sixed that target.